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Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Not-so-great-relationship advice from completely unqualified Hollywood types. I am not a relationship expert. In fact, when it comes to giving relationship advice, I have zero qualifications. What I do have is a few (okay, 40-ish) years of life experience and a genuine interest in hearing your relationship stories. And with the help of my incredibly insightful celebrity guests, I’m on a mission to help you solve your relationship woes and improve your love life. With a few dating games, a little role-playing, and some not-so-great relationship advice, we’re creating a community where those of us who have no idea what the f*ck we’re doing can find comfort, support, and lots of laughter. Dear listeners, I love all of you so very much and want to hear from each of you; please e-mail me at questions@unqualified.com with your pressing relationship questions. For more details visit my contact page: http://www.unqualified.com/contact/
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Now displaying: September, 2018
Sep 25, 2018

This week’s episode of Unqualified feels like a good ol’ fashioned girl’s night as Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly smart, sexy, talented actress, Constance Zimmer (UNReal, Entourage, House of Cards)!

The conversation and laughter flow freely as these two long-time friends chat about what it’s like to be a blonde versus a brunette, Constance’s guest appearance on Mom, and the juicy details from a very memorable, very star-studded group vacation where the two first met.

“Dating Deal Breakers” gets down and dirty this week as the ladies explore guys who drink cosmos, Kegels, and some racy sexual activities.

And, for the first time in over two years, Anna reintroduces the hilarious game segment, “Bring Something Weird”. Trust us, you do not want to miss the ‘weird’ item that Constance brings with her from home!

On the phones this week, the Unqualified team first talks to Holly, 30, from Portland, who is struggling with setting boundaries for her long-distance relationship with her ex-boyfriend.  Next up is Amy, 29, from Northern California, who has been hiding something from her parents and isn’t sure how to come clean.

Be sure to check out Constance Zimmer on the final season of House of Cards coming November 2.

 

Allison Janney joins Anna and Sim for this week’s hilarious ad-reads and awesome sponsor deals!

You do not want to miss the hilariously EPIC way that Anna manages to confuse Sim during this week’s ad-read for the new TV show, I Feel Bad. Executive produced by every woman’s imaginary BFF, Amy Pohler, I Feel Bad is about a woman who is desperately trying to be the perfect Mom, the perfect wife, and be 100% perfect at work – something we can all relate to! Check out I Feel Bad premiering October 4 on NBC.

Allison Janney was so excited to learn about these ultimate no show socks from Gekks that she actually signed up during the ad-read this week! Gekks use antimicrobial yarns and attach to the inside of your shoes, meaning you never have to deal with stinky feet or slippage! Visit mygekks.com and use code ANNA to get 20% off your first order!

Sim hilariously stumbles through the female-focused ad-read for Ritual, a monthly delivery service of sugar-free, non-GMO, allergen-free vitamins made just for women. But there’s nothing funny about the fact that 95% of women don’t get the vitamins and minerals they need.  With Ritual, for $30/month, you can easily get all 9 essential vitamins and minerals every single day. Visit ritual.com/unqualified today!

While Sim’s favorite breast size is a 32C, ThirdLove knows that not every woman’s breasts fall into such a specific size category.  With a wide-variety of sizes and no awkward fitting room experiences, ThirdLove can help you find the perfect-fitting bra in 60 seconds or less. Skip the trip and find your perfect fit by visiting ThirdLove.com/unqualified and get 15% your first order.

 

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Sep 18, 2018

Break out your skates and spandex and get ready to fall in love with this week’s talented and charming Unqualified guest…Adam Rippon, American figure skater and Olympian!

Anna wastes no time breaking the ice with Adam, kicking off the episode by asking, “Would you wipe Dame Judi Dench’s butt?” (Spoiler Alert: He would!)

Clearly, no topic is off-limits this week as Anna and Adam candidly converse about everything from Adam’s accomplished figure skating career to condoms and hooking up at the Olympic Village.

Being the Olympian that he is, Adam champions through the Unqualified game segments, starting with “Would You Swipe Right?”, where Adam weighs in on Cirque du Soleil contortionists, raw food caterers, and UFC Fighters. And on “Dating Deal Breakers”, Adam and Anna debate dating a copper metal enthusiast, an avid Grinder user, and a dildo model.

As they head to the phones, Anna, Adam, and Sim help Sarah, 29, from Northern California who is just getting back into the dating game and needs help dealing with a recent ghosting situation. Next up is Jake, 32, calling from Minnesota to get advice on how him and his husband can appropriately incorporate pornography into their relationship.

 

Don’t miss the very special guest joining Anna and Sim for this week’s ad-reads and be sure to check out the awesome deals from their sponsors!

We all know that ‘chef’ is high on Anna’s list of professions that you should never date – and thanks to Blue Apron, you’ll never have to date a chef just to enjoy delicious, professionally prepared meals!  Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting blueapron.com/unqualified and create your own chef-inspired meals without dating a chef!

While Cash App can’t literally give you free cash, it can do the next best thing by saving you tons of money on purchases and making it simple for friends to pay you back! Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card!

Hate leaving your home? Love online shopping and saving money? If so, then you and Anna have a lot in common! To start saving money like Anna, download Honey, a free internet browser add-on that automatically searches for and applies the best promo codes to your online shopping carts, instantly saving you money! To add Honey to your browser for free visit joinhoney.com/unqualified

Sim unintentionally innovates a new dental care product, the Truth-brush, on this week’s ad-read, and while it’s not a bad idea, the truth is, Quip toothbrushes are already an amazing innovation all on their own! Visit getquip.com/Unqualified to get started with Quip for just $25 (and get your first refill pack free)!

 

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Sep 11, 2018

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the creative mind behind countless iconic films and TV series like Knocked Up, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Pineapple Express, Freaks and Geeks, and so many more -it’s none other than the incredibly talented, Judd Apatow!

In honor of talking with such a comedic force and creative mind, Anna is abandoning the Unqualified game segments and using her witty interviewing skills to ask Judd the really hard-hitting questions on dating, family, his career, and more!

Judd’s natural storytelling ability shines as the two talk about everything from Judd’s childhood dreams to an ongoing debate with his wife, Leslie Mann, to numerous hilarious Seth Rogen encounters.

The episode wraps up as Anna, Sim, and Judd head to the phones to help their first caller, Matt, cope with his nervousness surrounding an upcoming social gathering involving his ex-girlfriend.  Next on the line is Kathleen, a comedian who’s unsure how to handle romantic feelings she’s developed for a male friend who’s already in a relationship.

Dear listeners, we have HUGE news – Unqualified has been nominated for a People’s Choice Award in the Pop Podcast category! Help make us a finalist by voting up to 25 times per day until September 14 by clicking HERE – we love you and appreciate your votes!!

And don’t forget to check out Judd’s new movie, Juliet, Naked, a dramatic comedy starring Ethan Hawke and Rose Byrne!

 

Don’t miss this week’s hilarious ad-reads and the huge deals from our sponsors!

“The Cash Card Boost program gets you $1 off each cup of coffee, if you drink like four cups a day, that’s like $4 times…” Okay, so, Sim proves that he might not be a mathematician on this week’s ad-read for the Cash App, but don’t worry - you don’t need crazy math skills to know that Cash App saves you money! Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card!

Anna calls FabFitFun, “A grab bag – but with awesome shit!” And who doesn’t love awesome shit!?  Sign up for FabFitFun and get tons of awesome shit like full-sized fashion, beauty, wellness, and home products!  To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com ad use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout!

Ever wondered if you might be related to a celebrity? Or why you get the sniffles after eating cereal, like Anna does?  Tune in to this week’s ad-read for 23andMe to hear Anna and Sim share the shocking story of one 23andMe user’s experience along with all of the mind-blowing things that you can find out about your own health with 23andMe! Order your 23andMe Health and Ancestry Service Kit at 23andme.com/unqualified

Have you ever thought to yourself, I’d really like to look more like Sim?  (Haven’t we all??) Then don’t miss this week’s sexy ad-read for Suave to find out just how Sim keeps himself looking so suave and sexy! For hair you can believe, check out Suave at suave.com today!

 

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Sep 4, 2018

This week, Jerrod Carmichael (THE CARMICHAEL SHOW, NEIGHBORS) joins Anna and Sim to talk about being a creative introvert and his bias against a certain brand of bottled water. Then, they play a round of profession-centered deal breakers and call Jamie, who feels left out with her couple-friends, and Jordan, who is confident on stage but nervous when it comes to dating. 

 

Check out our deals! 

To start building a “Ring” of security around your home, go to ring.com/unqualified

Check out http://thirdlove.com/unqualified to find your perfect fitting bra and to get 15% off your first purchase! 

Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting blueapron.com/unqualified 

To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com ad use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout! 

 

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Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

 

Subscribe to our sister show Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum with this weeks special guest Zachary Levi!

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