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Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Not-so-great-relationship advice from completely unqualified Hollywood types. I am not a relationship expert. In fact, when it comes to giving relationship advice, I have zero qualifications. What I do have is a few (okay, 40-ish) years of life experience and a genuine interest in hearing your relationship stories. And with the help of my incredibly insightful celebrity guests, I’m on a mission to help you solve your relationship woes and improve your love life. With a few dating games, a little role-playing, and some not-so-great relationship advice, we’re creating a community where those of us who have no idea what the f*ck we’re doing can find comfort, support, and lots of laughter. Dear listeners, I love all of you so very much and want to hear from each of you; please e-mail me at questions@unqualified.com with your pressing relationship questions. For more details visit my contact page: http://www.unqualified.com/contact/
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Now displaying: October, 2018
Oct 30, 2018

WARNING: The following episode will cause extreme, gut-busting laughter - listen at your own risk!

This week, Anna and Sim welcome a guest that will have you rolling on the floor laughing until your sides hurt – get ready for non-stop fun with the hysterical actor and comedian, Bobby Lee (MADtv, Pineapple Express, The Dictator, Splitting Up Together).

Anna and Bobby get down and dirty as they hilariously discuss…

  • Masturbating with food and porn preferences
  • some morning TV and radio talk show improv
  • inviting fans up to their hotel room
  • a fantastical forest ranger fantasy

On Deal Breakers, Bobby shares his thoughts on women who…

  • Suck his toes while watching TV
  • Order extra food right before he pays the dinner bill
  • Heckle him during his on-stage performances

Calling in for advice this week…

  • Nicholas, 23, from Arizona, needs some guidance on whether he should make a move on a girl that him AND his best friend have both been crushing on.
  • Rachel, 24, from Minneapolis, isn’t sure how to handle her friend and roommate whose partying is getting a bit out of control.

Catch Bobby Lee on Splitting Up Together airing Tuesdays on ABC and his podcast, Tigerbelly!

Check out this week’s amazing deals from our sponsors and the always entertaining ad-reads!

  • VITAL FARMS: Anna shares some egg-cellent tips that she’s learned from her Mom about how to pick and recognize a really good egg. But with Vital Farms, you never have to worry about the quality of your eggs because Vital Farms eggs meet all of the criteria that Anna’s Mom says make for a high-quality egg – plus, they’re totally bullshit-free! Head to vitalfarms.com/unqualified for your COOP-on (or coupon)!

 

  • QUIP: Anna admits that she may not be the best with hygiene, but she never misses an opportunity to brush her teeth with the Quip toothbrush because it’s simply the best in the world! Backed by over 20,000 dental professionals, Quip makes dental hygiene a breeze with a built-in timer and automatic brush head delivery! Head to getquip.com/unqualified to get your first refill pack for free!

 

  • RITUAL: In addition to less than perfect hygiene, Anna may not be known for having a diligent health regime – but the one thing that she is diligent about is taking her vitamins. Ritual makes taking your daily vitamins easy and delicious with their minty fresh taste and highly effective absorption. Whether you’re living life or creating it, why not add some good-looking science into your daily routine with Ritualvitamins. Visit ritual.com/unqualified to start your ritual today!

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Oct 23, 2018

Anna and Sim get up close and personal this week with an incredibly brilliant director, producer, actor, musician, screenwriter, and author – it’s Mark Duplass (The League, Room 104, Black Rock, Your Sister’s Sister)!

Anna and Mark take their friendship from ‘mild’ to ‘spicy’ as they explore a wide range of topics like…

  • threesomes with Helen Mirren
  • their fantasy way of dying
  • diphallia, bunk-bed coffins, & Mark’s fears
  • Anna’s experience on Mom & Mark’s creative projects

Next, Mark weighs-in on dating women in various professions such as…

  • an anal bleacher
  • a foot fetish model
  • a truck driver

On the phones this week…

  • Jenna in Montana just landed her dream job but after only ten days on the job, she finds herself stuck in the middle of a love triangle and needs help figuring out what her next move should be!
  • Nina in New Jersey has been talking to a guy on Tinder for ten months and has plans to eventually meet him in person but after a serious conversation the two recently had, Nina hasn’t heard from him in a week and is worried about what he might be hiding and what she should do next!

Be sure to check out Season 2 of Mark’s HBO show, Room 104, and his new movie coming out November 1, Unlovable!

Don’t miss Anna and Sim’s always entertaining ad-reads and the amazing deals from our sponsors!

  • 23ANDME: Sim has a lot of love for 23andMe and all that it offers, even if it can’t literally offer anyone financial wealth. However, 23andMe can give you a wealth of information about your personal health and ancestry like your health risks, sleep quality, food intolerances, and whether or not you have a murderer in your family lineage! Visit 23andMe.com/unqualified to get your health and ancestry service kit today!
  • HONEY: If you’re like Anna and ONLY do your shopping online, then you NEED Honey. When you add Honey’s FREE shopping tool to your browser, it effortlessly saves you money by searching for the best promo codes and automatically getting you the best deals when shopping online at sites like Amazon, eBay, J.Crew, Wal-Mart, Expedia, Sephora, and more! With ten million users, you know that Honey is the real deal! Add Honey to your browser and start saving money today by going to joinhoney.com/unqualified.
  • FABFITFUN: If Anna could only use three words to describe Sim, they would be fab, fit, and fun – and while the FabFitFun boxes are generally geared towards women, if you want to become even more fab, fit, and fun like Sim, sign up for FabFitFun today and order your Fall Editor’s Box before it sells out! Visit fabfitfun.com and use the code UNQUALIFIED to get $10 off your first box – that’s over $200 of products for only $39.99!

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Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Mark Duplass: @MarkDuplass

Oct 16, 2018

This week, Anna and Sim welcome a very talented actress who also happens to be a DIE-HARD fan of Unqualified – it’s the beautiful Skyler Samuels (The Gates, Scream Queens, The Gifted)!

On Deal Breakers, Anna, Sim, and Skyler explore…

  • sperm donation
  • medical marijuana
  • handwashing
  • exotic male dancers
  • John Mayer
  • pregnant-women porn…which leads to a very stimulating convo on the role of porn in relationships!

Next, Anna and Skyler jump into some hilarious role-playing with ‘Kayla’, who’s auditioning for a guest spot on Skyler’s show, The Gifted.

On the phones this week…

  • Sarah in Chicago is loving her 2-year relationship with her boyfriend but not loving their living situation which includes her boyfriend’s mother. The team offers Sarah advice on what her next steps should be to fix this living situation.

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

Check out the non-profit that Skyler talks about on this episode at: www.represent.com/thegifted

  • POSTMATES: Anna and Sim are super excited that Postmates is back as a sponsor, probably because they both use it so much! No matter what you need - food, diapers, tee shirts – Postmates delivers it with the push of a button! Dear listeners, Postmates is giving you $100 of free delivery credit for your first seven days! Download the app and use the code UNQUALIFIED to get this awesome offer today!
  • BLUE APRON: For those times when you don’t feel like ordering food, Blue Apron is the perfect dinner solution! After a long, hard day at work, no one wants to worry about recipes or grocery shopping – and with Blue Apron, you don’t have to! All the ingredients are portioned out and ready for you to prepare a delicious meal in under 30-minutes! Visit Blueapron.com/unqualified to get your first three meals for free!
  • RITUAL: Anna plays teacher this week and explains that most vitamins use Folic acid, which many women cannot process, but Ritual uses folate instead because ALL women can process it – which is exactly what Ritual is all about, creating vitamins made just for women. Plus, Ritual vitamins taste minty-fresh and are easy to swallow! With Ritual, for $30/month, you can easily get all 9 essential vitamins and minerals every single day. Visit ritual.com/unqualified today!
  • THIRDLOVE: Anna successfully embarrasses Sim during this week’s ThirdLove ad-read by talking about his love of breasts, specifically big breasts! But it doesn’t matter whether your breasts are big, small, or somewhere in between - ThirdLove has the perfect fitting bra for you! Skip the trip and find your perfect fit by visiting ThirdLove.com/unqualified and get 15% your first order.

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Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Skyler Samuels: @SkylerSamuels

Oct 9, 2018

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly relatable, very charming, and brilliantly funny actress and comedian, Yvette Nicole Brown (Community, Talking Dead, Mom)!

Anna and Yvette dissect the dating world as they cover balancing a career and relationship, break-ups, celebrity dating apps, and what Yvette is looking for in a man.

On “Deal Breakers”, Yvette weighs in on male waxing habits, a peculiar career move, and cringey pet names before engaging in some hysterical role-playing with Beyoncé’s slimy (hypothetical) assistant, Kayla, on “What’s Your Next Move?”

On the phones, Olivia, who’s happily married in Everett, WA, is wondering if feelings of ‘what could have been’ with her ex are normal. Next, Michelle, 24, from Los Angeles is seeking advice on setting boundaries with a plutonic male friend that she suspects is in love with her.

Check out Yvette Nicole Brown on Mom this season! And, congrats to Sim and Amy on the birth of their son, Evan Douglas Sarna!

 

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

Based on his results from EverlyWell, Sim should avoid eating peanuts…or penis, according to Anna. If you’re interested in knowing more about what foods you should avoid, your sleep, thyroid, fertility, or even getting tested for STD’s, EverlyWell empowers you to better understand your body without the hassle of having to find a specialist. Visit everlywell.com and use code ANNA at checkout for 15% off your entire order!

Want to work with Anna and Sim on Unqualified? Looking for a way to appear more successful to others? ZipRecruiter can help! Whether you’re looking for the perfect job opportunity or you want to hire a bunch of employees so that you seem more successful – ZipRecruiter is the answer! For the smartest way to hire, visit ziprecruiter.com/unqualified and try it out for FREE!

Ever wondered if you might be related to a celebrity? Or, if you’re anything like Anna, maybe you’re wondering if you have any killers in your family lineage? Either way, 23andMe can help you learn more about yourself and your ancestry! 23andMe is the at-home DNA and ancestry test that reveals tons of information about your genetic health risks, traits, wellness, and ancestry! Visit 23andMe.com/unqualified to get your health and ancestry service kit today!

We learn that Anna hasn’t been to the dentist in over two years – and, thanks to Sim’s weird question, that her teeth don’t even hurt! While Quip can’t totally replace your dentist, it can help to improve and maintain your oral health! With a built-in timer to remind you to switch sides while brushing and automatic brush head delivery every 3 months, Quip is easy and convenient! Visit getquip.com/unqualified to get started with Quip for only $25 and receive your first refill pack free!

 

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Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Yvette Nicole Brown: @YNB

Oct 2, 2018

This week’s episode of Unqualified offers equal parts laughter and life lessons as Anna and Sim welcome podcasting-aficionado, talented filmmaker, actor, comedian, comic book writer, and author - the legendary Kevin Smith (aka Silent Bob)!

You’ll quickly learn that there’s nothing silent about Silent Bob as he opens up about everything from the Fleshlight to his near-death experience to his most important life lessons.

The episode kicks off with Kevin’s personal account of his recent massive heart attack – which he delivers with the hysterical wit and humor that only a comedic genius such as himself could do. You don’t want to miss this incredibly inspiring, and strangely funny, story.

After Kevin gets over the initial shock of learning that Unqualified is an advice podcast, the team talks to Katherine, 25, from Nashville who is unsure how to handle an inappropriate situation with her husband’s best friend. Next up, Ali, a songwriter from New York, is seeking advice for how to cope with feelings of envy and guilt surrounding her slightly more successful songwriter boyfriend.

 

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

For all the women out there trying to be the perfect Mom, the perfect wife, and be 100% perfect at work, NBC’s new show, I Feel Bad, was made for you! Airing on TV’s biggest night of comedy (alongside Superstore, Will and Grace, and The Good Place), the hilariously relatable I Feel Bad, executive produced by Amy Pohler, explores the struggles of a woman trying to have it all! Check out I Feel Bad, October 4 on NBC.

Unqualified is a fully bullshit-free podcast, which is why Vital Farms is the perfect bullshit-free sponsor. Vital Farms says that cage-free hens are bullshit – for incredible eggs, you need pasture-raised hens! And with Vital Farms, that’s exactly what you get - each hen enjoys 108-square feet of sunny space allowing them to produce some seriously scrumptious eggs. Taste what it means to be bullshit-free and visit vitalfarms.com/unqualified to get your coupon (or COOP-on) for delicious, pasture-raised eggs.

Dear Listeners, did you know that Amy and Sim are having a Blue Apron Baby?! This proves that Blue Apron not only helps you easily create delicious, homemade meals, but it also helps you get laid! Whether you’re looking to try some exciting, new recipes or looking to step it up in the romance department, Blue Apron’s weekly meal-delivery kit is the perfect solution. Visit blueapron.com/unqualified and get your first three meals free!

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could adjust your mattress to match your mood? With Sleep Number, you can! Feeling frisky? Try a firmer setting. Feeling tired? Perhaps a softer setting is needed. Whatever your preferred sleep setting, Sleep Number can help you improve your daily performance through quality sleep. Visit sleepnumber.com/podcast to find one of 550 nationwide locations near you and visit a Sleep Number store to save $100 on the Queen 360 c2 Smart Bed during the Fall Sale!

Sim proves that he’s the ultimate master of tongue-twisters when Anna challenges him on this week’s FabFitFun ad-read. And while there are few things more fun than Anna challenging Sim, opening a box filled with amazing, full-sized beauty products is definitely one of them. With FabFitFun, you get tons of full-sized fashion, beauty, wellness, and home products delivered right to your door! Visit fabfitfun.com and use code UNQUALIFIED for $10/off your Fall Editor’s Box.

 

Follow us!

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Kevin Smith: @ThatKevinSmith

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