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Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Not-so-great-relationship advice from completely unqualified Hollywood types. I am not a relationship expert. In fact, when it comes to giving relationship advice, I have zero qualifications. What I do have is a few (okay, 40-ish) years of life experience and a genuine interest in hearing your relationship stories. And with the help of my incredibly insightful celebrity guests, I’m on a mission to help you solve your relationship woes and improve your love life. With a few dating games, a little role-playing, and some not-so-great relationship advice, we’re creating a community where those of us who have no idea what the f*ck we’re doing can find comfort, support, and lots of laughter. Dear listeners, I love all of you so very much and want to hear from each of you; please e-mail me at questions@unqualified.com with your pressing relationship questions. For more details visit my contact page: http://www.unqualified.com/contact/
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Now displaying: November, 2018
Nov 27, 2018

BILL HADER (SNL, Barry, The Skeleton Twins) laughs so hard on this week’s episode that his glasses actually fog up as he chats with Anna and Sim about…

…Saturday Night Live…Jerking Off…Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs…Genre, Anxiety, and Comic Con…Red Carpet Improv…

ON THE PHONES THIS WEEK:

…For the first time ever, the Unqualified team calls back a previous caller, Nicholas from Arizona, to dive a bit deeper into his situation involving a female classmate that him and his friend are both crushing on.

…Kaycie, 23, is calling from Oklahoma seeking advice about a douchey co-worker who won’t leave her alone.

Congratulations to Bill Hader on his Emmy win for HBO’s Barry!!

 

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Nov 20, 2018

It’s non-stop laughs this week on Unqualified as hilarious comedian, Jay Pharoah (Saturday Night Live) joins Anna and Sim to explore…

  • Working retail and funky feet
  • Porn preferences and thigh-high stockings
  • Year-round Christmas decorations
  • Peeing sitting down and genitalia
  • Beverly Hills Cop improv with Karen Sarducci

On the phones this week…

  • Francisca, 27, is calling from Switzerland seeking advice on whether she should make a big, life-changing move in order to follow her dreams.
  • Allison, 29, calling from Ohio, is struggling to find a balance between her role as a Mom and her role as a wife and seeking advice on how to rekindle her sex life.

Check out Jay Pharoah’s new series Champagne Ill, exclusively on YouTube Premiere!

 

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

 

 

 

 

 

  • 23ANDME: Sim recently discovered his long-lost family members using 23andMe – and you can too! Simply spit into the tube provided in the 23andMe kit to learn all about your DNA and ancestry! Now through Thanksgiving, 23andMe is offering their DNA and ancestry kits for only $49 when you buy two or more kits! Visit 23andme.com/unqualified to get this great deal today!

 

 

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Nov 13, 2018

What do…

  • Marriage and Divorce
  • Euphoric Dementia
  • Faberge Eggs
  • and Losing Your Virginity

…all have in common?

They are just a few of the topics that Anna, Sim, and Unqualified’s stunning guest, Emily Ratajkowski, get into on this week’s hilarious episode!

Callers this week include…

  • Marie who is struggling with the slow progression and non-existent future timeline of her 6-year relationship with her boyfriend.
  • Beth who is struggling to come to terms with the distant relationship that she has always had with her Mom.

Be sure to see Emily’s new movie with Aaron Paul, Welcome Home, in theaters November 16!

 

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Nov 6, 2018

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly talented, Golden Globe winning actress, Maura Tierney (NewsRadio, ER, The Affair)!

Maura brings her acting chops and intellect to the table as her and Anna engage in some stimulating conversation about…

  • The ins-and-outs of being an actor
  • Whorehouses, stud farms, and Heidi Fleiss   
  • Maura’s volunteer experience in Greece   

Next, the ladies jump into an Unqualified game where Maura weighs-in on dating professions like…

  • A brew-master
  • A psychotherapist with a stand-up comedy side-gig
  • A professional poker player
  • A truck driver with a pension for exercising at rest stops
  • A restaurant manager

On the phones this week…

  • Amanda, 30, from Chicago needs some advice on how to cope with being left out of a trip to Iceland that her husband is taking with his siblings and their spouses while Amanda is stuck at home with the kids.

 

  • Michelle, 31, from San Francisco has an Instagram dating dilemma involving a high school guy that she has reconnected with and is interested in, but she isn’t sure how long to wait for him to ask her out before moving on.

 

 

Everyone’s favorite ‘Mom’, Allison Janney, is back for this week’s ad-reads with Anna and Sim – be sure to check out the awesome sponsor deals below!!

 

  • BLUE APRON: Anna and Sim come up with a sexy new ad-campaign for Blue Apron involving Allison Janney, a blue apron, and nothing else. If that isn’t enough to get you excited about using Blue Apron, then maybe getting your first three meals free by using Anna’s special link, blueapron.com/unqualified, will inspire you to start cooking with Blue Apron – it’s a better way to cook!

 

  • 23andMe: Anna wows Sim and Allison with her scientific smarts as she explains why ‘23’ is part of the company name, 23andMe, before all three of them break out into a spontaneous jingle where Sim really showcases his creative singing skills – you don’t want to miss this ad-read! You also won’t want to miss the awesome deal that 23andMe is offering now through Thanksgiving – their DNA and ancestry kits are only $49 when you buy two or more kits! Visit 23andme.com/unqualified to get this great deal today!
  • SLEEP NUMBER: Anna doesn’t give a sh*t about Sim’s sleep number – but he shares it anyways. It’s a 65-70, by the way. He also shares that Sleep Number has helped him and Amy argue less because they can each enjoy individual comfort with Sleep Number’s personalized settings and cooling features! He even convinces Allison Janney to get a Sleep Number! Take advantage of the Veteran’s Day Sale and save $400 on a Queen Sleep Number 360c4 Smart Bed, now only $1299! Visit sleepnumber.com/podcast to find the Sleep Number store nearest you!

 

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