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Anna Faris Is Unqualified

I am a solid 3.4 student with a major in English from the University of Washington. I've also been asked what my SAT score was and it was 1060. It only took five years of dorm/rave life for me to accrue the life knowledge I have received. I’m a Sagittarius, which means I’m super creative and stubborn; but there are walls I need to break down because I always want to leap over the boundaries that make me climb ladders and roofs. I’m agreeable and delightful. I also have incredible leadership skills and following abilities. And, I have 20/20 vision so I’m an eagle eye. I could not love all of you more and please e-mail me at www.unqualified.com with your pressing relationship questions.
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Jul 18, 2017

Andy Cohen is back!!! On this week’s episode, Anna and Sim call Andy Cohen (WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE WITH ANDY COHEN) to determine whether Anna would make a good Real Housewife (10:30), they put him in the hot seat to ask some loaded deal breakers including what he would do if asked about Anderson Cooper’s d**k (19:00), they discuss how to handle high pressure Hollywood game-nights plus the time Anna ended up crying in Kate Hudson’s bathroom (30:00), then finally, they turn the tables on Andy with a round of "Plead the Fifth" (35:00)! Later, they do some caller updates! First up is, Jackie (55:00) from our RuPaul episode (Ep. 58 at 1:11:55). Did she end up telling the guy she met on Bumble that she knew he was an NFL football player? Next they call Taylor (1:16:30), from the Chris Evans episode (Ep. 17 Pt. 2 at 49:20), who was contemplating traveling around the world in a camper with her husband. Did she pack up and hit the road? Tune in to find out!

This episode is sponsored by Le Tote and Helix Sleep Mattresses. Le Tote is a monthly subscription service that provides various clothing from designer brands ready to wear. Helix Sleep Mattresses are mattresses customized for your sleeping preferences. 

Check out our offers!

For 50% off your first month of Le Tote, visit letote.com and use promo code: UNQUALIFIED

For $50 off your order, visit helixsleep.com/unqualified

Social Media:

Andy Cohen: @bravoandy (Instagram) @andy (Twitter)

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jul 11, 2017

PSA to our dear listeners! We’ve got another special episode for you this week packed with never before heard recordings from two hilarious guests, Tiffany Haddish and Regina Hall, the stars of the movie Girls Trip out July 21st! In “The Lost Tapes Vol. 2”, Tiffany Haddish (GIRLS TRIP, THE CARMICHAEL SHOW) discusses how she conquered bullies growing up (3:30) and shows Anna and Sim the new “gadget” she bought on Amazon (12:30)! Then, they call Hilary, whose fiancé’s family makes her feel like an outsider (27:00) and Tiffany teaches the group a new word (54:00). Later, Regina Hall (GIRLS TRIP, SCARY MOVIE), Anna, and Sim talk to Chrissy, who is struggling with the fact that she isn’t into relationships (1:06:00). Tune in and enjoy!

This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron and Texture. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Texture is an app that provides unlimited access to over 150 magazine subscriptions for a monthly rate. 

 

Check out our offers! 

For three free Blue Apron meals (with free shipping), visit blueapron.com/unqualified

Get a 14 day free trial with the Texture app at texture.com/unqualified

 

Social Media:

Tiffany Haddish: @tiffanyhaddish

Regina Hall: @morereginahall

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jul 4, 2017

Attention dear listeners! We’ve got a very special episode for you this week loaded with never before heard recordings from past guests! In “The Lost Tapes Vol. 1”, the show is opened with a song by Eli Braden (Howard Stern Show), just before Anna and Sim go back in time, pre-Unqualified, to practice giving advice to a caller named “Lewis” (played by Chris Pratt) who accidentally slept with his cousin (6:00)! Then, they interview Justin Long (19:30) to discuss how he met Anna and to ask him some rapid fire questions (one word: anal?). Zachary Levi takes a meeting to brainstorm his next great role with the one and only, Karen Sarducci (41:20). Are Adam Pally and Zoe Lister-Jones ready to meet Kayla (50:30)? Find out what happens when Thomas Middleditch is approached by Chad, an app designer, who has an idea that's truly visionary (62:00)! Tune in and enjoy!

This episode is sponsored by Le Tote and Helix Sleep Mattresses! Le Tote is a monthly subscription service that provides various clothing from designer brands ready to wear. Helix Sleep Mattresses are mattresses customized for your sleeping preferences. 

 

Check out our offers!

For 50% off your first month of Le Tote, visit letote.com and use promo code: UNQUALIFIED

For $50 off your order, visit http://helixsleep.com/unqualified

 

Social Media:

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jun 27, 2017

Maria Bamford (NETFLIX’s LADY DYNAMITE and OLD BABY) is here and she claims to have no deal breakers. Will she handle the questions Anna and Sim throw her way? On this episode, Anna discusses her parents' reactions to landing her first role in Scary Movie (9:00), Maria delivers a sneak peek of what she’ll say in her upcoming college commencement speech (11:00), and Jack Pratt makes another special appearance with his favorite movie quote (14:00)! 

Later, they call Tiffany (44:00), whose husband wants to move to LA and become an actor, and then Liana (58:00), whose long term boyfriend bought a wedding ring, but still hasn’t popped the question! Tune in and hang out!

This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron and Texture. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Texture is an app that provides unlimited access to over 150 magazine subscriptions for a monthly rate. 

 

Check out our offers! 

For three free Blue Apron meals, visit blueapron.com/unqualified

Get a 14 day free trial with the Texture app at texture.com/unqualified

 

Social Media:

Maria Bamford: @bamboofle

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna 

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jun 20, 2017
IT’S HERE! The legendary Hannibal Buress (BROAD CITY, THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW) and Lizzo join Anna and Sim on Unqualified's third live taping at Clusterfest! They talk about stand up, The Bachelor, and the time Hannibal threw himself a parade in New Orleans! Afterwards, Hannibal fields some Deal Breakers and "How Would You Proceed's?" before calling Melanie, who is nervous about seeing her brother's ex-wife for the first time in two years! The gang is then joined by another audience member, Emily, to give her LIVE advice about whether or not she should go on an all expenses paid trip to Vegas with an ex-boyfriend! Listen in and hang out!
 
Social Media:
 
@unqualified
@hannibalburess
@lizzo
@annafaris
@simsarna
 

Make sure you check out this week’s sponsors, Helix, a customizable mattress for you and your loved ones, and Le Tote, a clothing service which allows you to try on and return new clothes every week! 

For $50 off your order: https://helixsleep.com/unqualified

For 50% your first month: https://letote.com/try/unqualified

 

Jun 13, 2017

Nick Kroll (OH HELLO, THE KROLL SHOW, THE LEAGUE) joins Anna and Sim for this week’s episode of Unqualified! They talk about what REALLY happens when you take on the New Orleans night life after the Super Bowl, fart etiquette with your significant other, and the importance of dating passionate people! After Jack makes a surprise appearance to try out some new jokes, Anna and Nick go head to head in a round of "Know Your Lines!" They then call Kelly, who finds out someone she's been casually seeing for two years has been in a long term relationship, and Katie, whose best friend unknowingly named her baby the same name she was planning on naming her own baby! Tune in! 

 

Nick Kroll: @nickkroll

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna 

Unqualified: @unqualified

 

Make sure you check out this week’s sponsors, Texture, an all in one magazine app that lets you customize subscriptions, and Blue Apron,  a meal delivery service that provides customers with weekly pre-portioned meals with recipes! 

For a 14 day free trial go to: https://www.Texture.com/unqualified

For a three free meals go to: https://www.Blueapron.com/unqualified

Jun 6, 2017

This week we’ve got a JAM PACKED episode of Unqualified for you! Up first, Anna and Sim talk to Carrie Goldberg, an attorney who specializes in online privacy and revenge porn. We then check in with some of our previous callers, Jeanine, who called about an affair she was having with a coworker, and Charlene, who was receiving anonymous notes at her desk! Then the gang is joined by the very talented Ari Graynor (I'M DYING UP HERE, WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER) to chat about double standards, snooping on social media and so much more! Listen in!

 

Unqualified: @unqualified

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @Simsarna 

Carrie Golberg:@cagoldberglaw

Ari Graynor: @Agraynor

 

May 30, 2017

Adam Pally (MINDY PROJECT, HAPPY ENDINGS, MAKING HISTORY) and Zoe Lister-Jones (BAND AID, LIFE IN PIECES) join Anna and Sim on this week's Unqualified! Anna and Sim quickly catch up before the show starts and talk about Sarah Silverman's newest special! Shortly after, they join Zoe and Adam to talk about what it’s like working on set with only women, high school social rankings, and historical re-enactments! They then call Payton, who is unsure of what to do when she meets someone she has a strong connection with on an airplane, and Kyle, who is nervous about seeing an old flame at a weekend reunion! 

Tune in and make sure to check out Band Aid in theaters 6/2 and Sarah Silverman's Netflix special out 5/30! WOMEN RULE!

 

Unqualified: @unqualifed

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Adam Pally: @adampally

Zoe Lister-Jones: @zoelisterjones

May 23, 2017

Kelly Rohrbach (BAYWATCH MOVIE) joins Anna and Sim on this week's Unqualified! Kelly discusses getting Pam Anderson's blessing before taking on her iconic role, her collegiate golf career... and then tackles a few weird deal-breakers! They then call Olga, who had asked a friend to move with her to a new state and now her friend wants to bring her new boyfriend with them, and Haley, who is growing nervous about her boyfriend becoming more defensive. Tune in!

May 16, 2017

Timothy Simons (VEEP) joins Anna and Sim on Unqualified this week to talk about childhood music, British etiquette and Anna announces another live show coming up in June! They then call Megan, who finds an acquaintance's husband on Tinder, and Jane, who is unsure whether or not she should have coffee with an ex-boyfriend! Tune in and hang out!

May 9, 2017

Terry Crews (BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, WHITE CHICKS) joins Anna and Sim on one of Unqualified's most talked about episodes to talk about the politics of football, the power of pride, and the cult of masculinity! After Terry tackles some deal-breakers, he challenges Anna to a round of “NFL player or Real Housewife.” They then call Jacqueline, who's worried she slept with someone she’s interested in too quickly, and Alyssa, whose brother has become progressively more vocal about his controversial political views. Tune in! 

May 2, 2017

Lance Bass returns to Unqualified this week with his husband, Michael Turchin! The gang talk about NSYNC, what it was like growing up in Mississippi, and the behind the scenes world of Vanderpump Rules! After taking on some relationship deal breakers, they call Crista, who is nervous about her potential future in-laws not being okay with a gay relationship, and Lizzy, whose boyfriend of five years believes that “kissing is not cheating.” Tune in! You don’t want to miss this one!

Apr 25, 2017
Thomas Middleditch (SILICON VALLEY) joins Anna and Sim this week to talk about Hollywood egos, spring cleaning, alternate careers and Anna pitches him a new app idea! Later, they call Kellie, whose family is having problems with her leaving the Mormon church with her husband, and Katie, whose friend is getting too involved with her dating life. Tune in! You don’t want to miss this one!
 
 
Apr 18, 2017

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim hangout with one of the most brilliantly talented people in show business, Kristin Chenoweth (WICKED, PUSHING DAISIES, THE WEST WING)! The gang talks about ageism in Hollywood, performing on Broadway, false compliments and get into some hilarious deal-breakers! They then call Leonela, who is concerned about her fathers suspicious behavior, and Hannah, who isn't sure what to do when she finds herself having feelings for a childhood friend. Listen in! 

Apr 11, 2017

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with Hollywood legend, Sharon Stone (CASINO, BASIC INSTINCT)! The gang talks about unconventional beauty, what is "sexy," first date etiquette and Sharon takes down the infamous Karen Sarducci! After the break, they call Charlene, whose perfect boyfriend has a low sex drive, and Lauren, whose life was changed by Sharon's advice for her. Tune in! SHARON STONE YOU GUYS!

 

Apr 4, 2017

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with the very kind, Eric Stonestreet (MODERN FAMILY, THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS, BAD TEACHER)! They talk about ghosting friends, anatomy, Eric's new show "The Toy Box" and how a broken heart got him to audition for his first play! They do a few Deal-Breakers then call Jack, who’s having issues with an aggressive ex, and Hannah, who’s boyfriend is embarrassed to introduce her to his parents because of her tattoos. Listen in and hangout!

The Toy Box premieres on FRIDAY, APRIL 7 8|7c, on ABC. 

Mar 28, 2017

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim hangout with the very funny duo of Jillian Bell (WORKAHOLICS, IDIOTSITTER, 22 JUMP STREET) and Charlotte Newhouse (IDIOTSITTER)! They get into fetishes, apps they want to make, how they developed their show and Anna pitches new perfumes! They also play Friendship Dealbreaker’s and have a run in with someone from their past. Afterwards they call Janine, who’s mother-in-law has put her in an interesting position, and Kaelyn, who feels like she’s being benched by a group of her guy friends! Chris Pratt also pops in to tell a hilarious story (4:46)! This is an episode you’ll love! Tune in!

Mar 23, 2017

HEY YOU! LISTENER! Have you heard the news? Unqualified Media is expanding by adding another hilarious show to your queue! Introducing "Missy and Zach Might Bang" starring Missi Pyle and Zach Selwyn! We have the first 20 minutes for you right here! These two are hysterical and are kicking off their season with the show’s producers, Anna and Sim! Tune in as they talk about robots, electro shock therapy, and The Matrix! Did we mention that they’ll also be improvising music throughout the entire show? HECK YEAH! To hear the full episode with it’s INSANE ending, subscribe to "Miss and Zach Might Bang” on iTunes now! For even more fun, episode 2 featuring Eric Stonestreet is also up! Go subscribe already!

Missy and Zach Might Bang: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/missi-and-zach-might-bang/id1217686743?mt=2

Mar 21, 2017
This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with the very funny, Michael Peña (ANT-MAN, END OF WATCH, THE MARTIAN)! They talk about diversity in Hollywood, EDM and Michael's new film CHiPS! They then call Michelle, who's trying to decide whether or not to start having kids, and Megan, whose friend has overstayed her welcome. Tune in and hang out! 
 

 

Mar 14, 2017

This week Anna and Sim sit down with one of the coolest cats in Hollywood, Joel McHale (THE SOUP, COMMUNITY, THE GREAT INDOORS)! They talk about the Seahawks, facial hair and who they would cast to play themselves in a movie! Then after some Deal Breakers and How Would You Proceeds, the gang calls Matthew, who's wondering how to be friends with his ex, and Isabella, who's a college RA with a crush on a resident! You don’t want to miss this one!

Mar 7, 2017

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim hangout with the wonderful Malin Akerman (BILLIONS, WATCHMEN, THE COMEBACK)! Anna and Malin talk about being event buddies, female friendships, splitting the bill on the first date, and play "Finance Term or Sex Position?” Malin also braves some "Deal Breakers" and "How Would You Proceeds!” You don’t want to miss this one! Listen in and hang out!

Feb 28, 2017

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with Hollywood sweetheart Lauren Graham (GILMORE GIRLS, PARENTHOOD)! They talk about typecasting, interviews, Valentine’s Day and Lauren’s book “Talking As Fast As I Can"! Lauren also has a run in with Kayla and takes on some Deal Breakers! They then call Peter, who doesn’t know what to do when he falls in love with a man abroad, and Kirsten, whose husband is reluctant about her keeping her maiden name. Tune in! LAUREN GRAHAM! She rules!

Feb 21, 2017

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with comedy veteran Bob Odenkirk (BETTER CALL SAUL, BREAKING BAD, MR. SHOW)! They chat about making the switch to dramatic acting, dog strollers, armpit hair and so much more! Bob also runs into Kayla in the lobby of a hotel and has a high profile general meeting with Karen Sarducci. They then call Sophia, who doesn’t know what to do when her boyfriend's best friend is blatantly rude to her and Jamie, whose boyfriend becomes territorial about her past relationships! Tune in!

Feb 14, 2017

This week on Unqualified Anna and Sim sit down with the hysterical Charlie Day (IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY, HORRIBLE BOSSES, FIST FIGHT)! They talk about pranks, rumpology, comic acting vs. dramatic acting and throw down on some Deal Breakers! Then they call Shelby, who finds out a guy that has been flirting with her is married with four children and Katie, who’s not sure what to do when she finds her new boyfriend on Bumble. Listen in!

Feb 7, 2017

This week on Unqualified Anna and Sim sit down with one of the most recognized comic book icons in history, Stan Lee (MARVEL COMICS, FANTASTIC FOUR, THOR, X-MEN, SPIDER-MAN)! The gang talks about human kindness, Stan’s organization "Hands of Respect,” and play a round of Not So Rapid Fire Questions! Then, they call Kayley who is having trouble getting her husband to eat right and work out. This is a very special episode! 

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